The Dog and the guy 





A guy is invited to dinner by his new girlfriend's parents. He's sitting at the table, patting their pet dog, when he feelsthe need to drop a fart.







Gently, he squeezes it out, but it goes toot and the girl's mother hears this. "Rover! No. Come away"she shouts at tha dog. Hearing this, the guy thinks "Great!









The dog will bet the blame for anything I drop, and lets rip with a bigger one "Rover!!"shouts the mother. A few minutes later,the guy cultivates a real humdinger,and lets off a nonumental flabbergaster which has the room reverberating. "Rover!!"screams the mother "please!! come away from there before he shits on you!!











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