The Dog and the guy 

 

                             

 

 

A guy is invited to dinner by his new girlfriend's parents. He's sitting at the table, patting their pet dog, when he feelsthe need to drop a fart.

 

 

    

 

 

 

Gently, he squeezes it out, but it goes toot and the girl's mother hears this. "Rover! No. Come away"she shouts at tha dog. Hearing this, the guy thinks "Great!

 

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The dog will bet the blame for anything I drop, and lets rip with a bigger one "Rover!!"shouts the mother. A few minutes later,the guy cultivates a real humdinger,and lets off a nonumental flabbergaster which has the room reverberating. "Rover!!"screams the mother "please!! come away from there before he shits on you!!

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

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