Why are dogs better than men ?  





Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in plublic. 

Dogs miss you when you`re gone. 

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when they`ve done something wrong.

Dogs don`t brag about whom they have slept witt.  

  Dogs don`t criticize your friends. 

Dogs amit when they are jealous. 

Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

Dogs  do not play games with you --  except fetch

(and the never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent,

because they know the most important thing is that

you`re together.

  Dogs don`t feel threatened by your intelligence. 

No dog ever voted to confirm clarence Thomas.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are easy to buy for.

Dogs are good with kids.


Dogs are already in touch with their inner  puppies. 

You are never suspicious of your dogs dreams . 

Gorgeous dogs dont know they`re gorgeous.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs fleas.

( Ok the really worst disease you can get from them 

is rabies,but there`s  a vaccine for it,and you get to kill  

the one that gives it to you. 

And dogs understand what no means.

  Dogs dont need therapy to undo their bad socialization.

Dogs dont make a practice of killing their own species.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come


Dogs do not read at the table.

Dogs think you are a culinary ginius.

  You can force a dog to take a bath. 

Dogs dont correct your stories.

Middle-aged dogs dont feel the need to abandon you

for a younger owner.

Dogs arent threatened by two women with short hair.

  Dogs dont mind if you do all the driving. 

Dogs dont step on the imaginary brake. 

Dogs admit it when they`re lost.

Dogs like your size  .

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.


Dogs take care of their own needs.

 Dogs are colour blind.

 Dogs arent threatened if you earn more than they do.

 Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

 Dogs are nice to you relatives.

  Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about  them. 

 Dogs never hog the remote control,and they never 

 change  channels when your out of the room.

 Dogs do not leave laundry on the bedroom floor,

 (although they do not transport it to other parts of the house.) 

 Dogs will also sit in the car for ages while you shop.

{and never complain about how long you take or how 

much you spend}Dogs are always pleased to see you,listen to all your

gripes and never give useless advice.!!




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