These are the Judges who

       take care for BOB  



A perfect choice if I may say so.


Sometimes I feel like urinating in public,



Stafford, She was a top model and stepped into the

showring of the ringmaster and the jury.

       Without hesitation she asked:

Are you in desperate need of a mannequin?

      The judge applauded with delight.     

You are the one, you've got everything we ask for,

 tallent, size, face and body. In one word: marvelous.

What do you want to urn for a living?

With a lovely voice she said,

      One thousand pounds a week.


The judge nodes understandingly, lifts his shoulders and says:


       Too bad, you are a little bit too tall.